"This is fake. Nobody's buying this."
"No, Daddy!""Run the number. Ninety seconds—that's all it would take.""Hold on for a minute or two, Jake. We have a positive ID on the number. Stand down, I repeat, stand down! He's one of us!""Put your hands where I can see them. Right now!"She said it in front of forty parents in a courtyard full of children. She said it to a man holding a juice box and a small pink backpack. She grabbed his wallet. She flipped it open. She found the badge, and she laughed."This is fake. Nobody's buying this, sir. You people always try the badge trick. That's where this belongs."