"Step away from that Ferrari, you broke little fraud. Nobody believes someone like you owns a car like that."
"This is my driveway, ma'am. That is my house, and the Ferrari is legally registered under my name."
"Stop pretending.
You're only making yourself look worse."
"I understand you're upset, but I'm not leaving my own property because you made an assumption."
"Good. Stay right there. The police can explain what happens when thieves get too comfortable."