The Witch Who Accidentally Married Her Magical Auditor

The Witch Who Accidentally Married Her Magical Auditor

Chapter 8

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“So do you.”

“He would resent me.”

“Maybe.”

Clara stared.

Biscuit licked his paw.

“Love is inconvenient.”

“That’s your wisdom?”

“No. My wisdom is that fear makes terrible decisions but excellent excuses.”

Clara hated when the cat was right.

Adrian did not return that night.

The red thread stretched through the wall.

Toward wherever he had gone.

Clara lay awake holding it.

Day Seven arrived with rain.

The final bond review was scheduled for noon.

At nine, Clara received another letter.

Not from the Department of Enchanted Commerce.

From Adrian.

She opened it with shaking hands.

Clara,

I accepted the transfer.

Her chest hurt.

She kept reading.

Then declined it ten minutes later.

Clara sat down.

Biscuit jumped onto the counter.

She read faster.

I realized I was still treating my life like an inspection checklist.

I kept asking which choice was correct.

Which choice was responsible.

Which choice would disappoint the fewest people.

I never asked which life I wanted.

I know you told me to go.

I’m going to respect that.

But I need you to know something before the bond is dissolved.

I didn’t stay in Willowwick because magic forced me.

I stayed because every day here felt more like the life I once imagined for myself before I learned to prefer approval over happiness.

And I didn’t fall for you because we were married.

I fell for you because you argue with roses.

Because you give free tea to people who can’t afford it.

Because you enchant coffee pots so they don’t feel lonely.

Because your shop is chaotic and impossible and alive.

Because you are.

The red thread turned gold.

Clara stopped breathing.

The letter continued.

I resigned from field auditing this morning.

Clara stood so quickly the chair fell.

Biscuit hissed.

“What?”

She ran.

Out the door.

Into the rain.

Across Willowwick.

Past the fountain.

Past Ivy’s flower shop.

Past Mrs. Peabody shouting something about umbrellas.

She reached the municipal office at eleven fifty-two.

Adrian stood beneath the stone awning.

He saw her.

Everything stopped.

Clara marched toward him.

He looked uncertain.

She slapped the letter against his chest.

“You resigned?”

“Yes.”

“Without talking to me?”

“You told me to leave.”

“I was being stupid.”

“I noticed.”

She stared.

“You could have argued.”

“I did.”

“More.”

“I’m an auditor, not a mind reader.”

“Former auditor.”

His mouth twitched.

Clara was crying now.

She hated crying in rain because it weakened the visual impact.

“What are you going to do?”

Adrian looked toward the old buildings around the square.

“Build things.”

Her breath caught.

“I submitted an application for private magical architecture licensing.”

“Here?”

“If Willowwick approves.”

“The town approves anything with free food.”

“I know.”

She laughed through tears.

Adrian stepped closer.

The thread between them glowed gold.

“What are you doing here?” he asked.

Clara looked at him.

“Making a terrible decision.”

“Good.”

“I want you to stay.”

His expression changed.

“Clara.”

“I’m not finished.”

He waited.

She inhaled.

“I don’t want you to stay because of the bond. Or the shop. Or because your career changed. I want you to stay because I love you.”

There.

The words existed.

Adrian stared at her.

Rain hit the pavement around them.

Clara’s stomach dropped.

“Say something.”

“I’m trying to enjoy this.”

“You’re unbearable.”

“I love you too.”

She kissed him before he finished.

The municipal office doors opened.

Harold leaned out.

“Your appointment—”

Clara lifted one finger without turning.

“Later.”

Harold looked at Adrian.

Adrian shrugged.

Harold went back inside.

The bond review began twenty minutes late.

Penelope Frost sat across from them.

Harold stood nearby.

Mrs. Peabody had somehow entered the room despite having no legal reason to be there.

Ivy sat beside her.

Biscuit occupied a windowsill.

Clara looked around.

“Why is everyone here?”

Mrs. Peabody smiled.

“Community support.”

“Gossip.”

“That too.”

Penelope examined the golden thread.

“Interesting.”

Clara squeezed Adrian’s hand.

“What?”

“The bond is stable.”

Adrian frowned.

“Can it be dissolved?”

“Yes.”

Clara and Adrian looked at each other.

Penelope smiled.

“But I assume that is no longer the request.”

Clara looked at Adrian.

“Is it?”

“No.”

Harold cleared his throat.

“In that case, the accidental magical union can be converted to a voluntary civil-magical marriage.”

Clara blinked.

“Converted?”

“Yes.”

“How?”

Penelope pushed a document forward.

“You both sign.”

Clara looked at Adrian.

He looked at her.

She laughed.

“This entire week and it ends with paperwork?”

Adrian picked up the pen.

“I find it reassuring.”

“Of course you do.”

He signed.

Then handed her the pen.

Clara signed.

Magic rippled through the room.

The golden thread dissolved.

For one terrifying second, Clara felt empty.

Then Adrian’s hand tightened around hers.

A new warmth settled beneath her skin.

Not a tether.

Not a contract.

Something quieter.

Chosen.

The brass bell above Bellweather Brews and Bewitchments announced their second wedding before they did.

“HUSBAND RETURNING,” it shouted whenever Adrian walked through the door.

Adrian threatened to remove the enchantment.

The bell threatened legal action.

He left it.

Three months later, Vale & Bellweather Enchanted Architecture opened in the empty building next door.

Adrian designed magical homes.

Clara interfered.

He created sensible safety systems.

She added unnecessary personality.

Their first house developed a fondness for jazz.

Their second refused to allow arguments after nine p.m.

Their third adopted the family living inside it and threatened a plumber.

Business was excellent.

Clara kept her shop license.

Mostly.

She still forgot paperwork.

Adrian reminded her.

She still enchanted inappropriate objects.

Adrian regulated them.

Biscuit finally completed his familiar registration after Adrian discovered the cat had been technically registered under Clara’s grandmother since 1987.

“Government overreach,” Biscuit complained.

“You have been legally dead for thirty-nine years,” Adrian replied.

“Labels.”

One evening in late autumn, Clara stood behind the shop counter mixing tea.

Adrian entered through the connecting door.

The bell chimed.

“HUSBAND.”

“Yes,” Adrian said.

Clara smiled.

He came behind the counter and kissed her cheek.

“What are you making?”

“Experimental romance tea.”

“No.”

“You haven’t heard what it does.”

“I don’t need to.”

“It enhances emotional honesty.”

“No.”

“Temporarily.”

“No.”

“Very mildly.”

“Clara.”

She smiled sweetly.

Adrian reached for the jar.

She moved it away.

The jar popped open.

Pink smoke exploded between them.

Both froze.

Biscuit looked up from his basket.

“No,” Adrian said.

Clara started laughing.

The shop lights flashed.

The teapots screamed.

The roses outside began singing.

And somewhere inside the municipal office across the square, Harold opened a magically generated form, stared at it for several long seconds, and quietly put his head down on his desk.

Because according to the Department of Enchanted Commerce, Clara Bellweather had just accidentally married her husband again.

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